saintlxurent:

Lorde is literally a dark pale blog in human form

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australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

anyways goodnight ya poop heads ily 💩

there are a couple bloggers on here that used to follow me and reblog and like all my posts but i never followed them back so they unfollowed and now whenever someone’s talking shit about me or trying to start drama they are right there trying to make me look bad and i think that’s soooo cute like how bitter are you lmao

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hellabytes:

ugh. i hate all the new memes. i only like the original 151

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THAT’S SO RAVEN IS ON DISNEY CHANNEL RIGHT NOW I’M SCREMING

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

Face Off - “Animal Attraction” (07x05) l Best Makeups

Nicki: fuck them skinny bitches
Me: YAS! I ain't shit!

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*backs up U-Haul into Olive Garden’s parking lot* i’m not leaving til this thing is FILLED with breadsticks

The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the effects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

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