cowabunga, man!
drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

(Source: reactionfaces)

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

Do you go to the UofA?
Anonymous

yeah ❤️💙🐻⬇️

What's a buttmuncher?
Anonymous

a muncher of the butt

I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona
Anonymous

ok then go be dead in california i literally didn’t ask

good morning my wonderful little buttmunchers

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)

why yalls garlic bread so nasty
Anonymous

olivegarden:

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

keefrich:

Honestly if you dont stare at yourself in the rearview when inthe backseat of a car idek who you are like i spend a good 90% of the time on car rides looking at myself also alternatively in the side mirror if i am in the passenger seat

chipsprites:

ORAS: Secret Bases ۞ ~