some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

luke snorlaxatives tips of the day:

  • when you’re walking in to or out of a building and someone is close behind you hold the door open for them!!!!!
  • when someone holds a door open for you say thank you!!!!


This is my new favorite non threatening threat


Whenever I try to impress someone:


chick-fil-a's founder is homophobic as hell

that’s unfortunate but their food is bomb as hell i love it

here’s a list of just a few things that are very important to me today

  • bob’s burgers
  • teen titans
  • emma stone
  • chick-fil-a 
youre really really adorable

people who have that “i do what i want i don’t care how it affects other people” attitude need to either grow up or not go out in public 



what is the point of even wearing headphones if you’re just gonna blast your music so everyone around you can hear it no one cares please stop

No one cares that you can hear my music I like it if you don’t oh well


people who comment “photo credzz” on instagram?? like relax its not a fucking magazine photoshoot its literally just a fucking picture

Bleachers - I Wanna Get Better
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i wanna get better || bleachers

I go up to my room and there’s girls on the ceiling 
cut out their pictures and I chase that feeling 
of an eighteen year old who didn’t know what loss was 
now I’m a stranger 

people who don’t use their turn signal when they turn or change lanes are awful and need to be stopped


there’s a mosquito bite on my butt and I would be mad but who can blame the little guy