petition to launch justin bieber in outer space and pretend like he never existed
Don’t make the aliens hate us, that could be risky
i thought you were gonna say because i belong with the aliens but that works too
omg tho for real you’re super rad and funny and you’re nice to pretty much everyone and yeah you’re a pretty great dude.
also the booty game outrageous.
it’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time
things that make me laugh
- blogs that consist only of photography of weed and gifs of people blowing smoke rings
- nothing else makes me laugh and if you said something funny to me i was laughing because i was thinking of blogs that consist only of photography of weed and gifs of people blowing smoke rings
i hate when i’m walking and i hear someone walking behind me and I can tell they’re walking faster than i am and i start panicking like wtf do i speed up or slow down this is terrifying
Now back to championship boxing
done with classes for today and then i only have two more days of classes until finals dun dun dun pray for luke snorlaxatives
Why do I have a boner im literally just sitting here I’m not even doing anything
i had a molten cake from chili’s don’t shoot