I hate when there are hot people at registers go model and stop looking at me buying toilet paper.
justin bieber *projectile vomits*
Luke Snorlaxatives *sprinkles and cotton candy falls from the sky*
when i have to go to math class
I literally just spat out my drink
why is this still being reblogged she was dealing with numerous mental illnesses why do people think that’s funny
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. give a fish a man and you appease the Fish-lord who has terrorized coastal communities.But at what cost? the people will not be happy that one of their own has been given to a fish
it’s totally cool i remind myself of a regular white boy sometimes too
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
crime rates down 100% after president makes it illegal to do crimes.
"i don’t know why we didn’t think of this before," he said