When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
Just ran into snorlaxatives on campus while going to class.
It was nice to meet you! I like your backpack! :D
it was nice to meet you too!!!!
i just met one of my followers on campus!!! she recognized me and she was really nice and she had really cool eyes!!! i forgot what she said her url was but yeah that was nice
(kissing pickle loudly)
(violently starts frenching pickle)
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
2AM Club | Evidence
the fault in out stars movie clip where the dude whips out a pack of cigs and puts one inbetween his teeth and says it’s a metaphor lol
what the hell
I need a job that pays ∞/hr