this one time, I was blowing a guy and as he was about to cum he sneezed so fucking hard that he PEED IN MY FUCKING MOUTH, and because I was so grossed out I threw up on his shoes. after all of that he literally asked me to leave because I got vomit on his Sperry's.
  1. thecoolskies said: Awesome story
  2. fuckthtnoise said: THIS ONE IS THE BEST OMG
  3. hayiey said: your fault for blowing a guy who wears sperrys